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Dynamic NotePad v1.0 (c) Webmaster Internet Services

Supplier ......: SHOCKpDA      Release Date: 10/11/04
Packager ......: SHOCKpDA      Release Type: Text Entry
Cracker........: SHOCKpDA      # Of Disks .: 01
Protection ....: Lame          Rating .....: 08/10

Minimum Requirements: Palm OS 3.5, a Palm Pilot!

Dynamic Notepad allows you to enter handwritten notes into your
PDA. What makes this NotePad different from others is that it
automatically sizes its screen to landscape or portrait styles,
to allow you the maximum room to enter your scribbles.

*** NEWSFLASH ***

In breaking news, the BSA's new mascot, a ferret/weasel hybrid
captured on the Canadian Plains, has switched sides and pledged
allegiance to the BSA's sworn enemy - the warez scene.

Enslaved for months in forced captivity, the little critter
toiled under the harsh rule of Business Software Alliance
President and CEO Robert Holleyman, and Diane Smiroldo, Vice
President of Public Affairs.

"They forced me to spread disinformation" the furry escapee
stated, adding that "worse still, they made me lie to children!"
The ferret has now entered a protection program for endangered
wildlife, but not before posing for the accompanying photo (see
file "SHOCK FERRET.JPG").

The BSA had big plans for its mascot of choice, and at press
time it was unclear as to whether those plans would move forward.
Talks were underway as to a potential replacement. A horned goat
was rejected as "being too reflective upon the true nature of
the Business Software Alliance," while Porky Pig reportedly
rejected the role, saying he wouldn't be caught "in a blanket,
or anywhere else, with THAT crowd of corporate thieves and
strong-arms."

In a related story, parents around the world are encouraged to
teach their children to think for themselves, rather than have
their moral and ethical beliefs forcefully installed by a shady
organization with ulterior motives. Elementary school students
- who are being force fed a curriculum bought and paid for by
the BSA - are urged to learn about the importance of fair use
and the perils of copy prevention in regards to software, music,
games, and movies.

Recent research underscores the need to continue to educate our
young people about the importance of fair use, respect for
consumer rights, and the dangers of corporate legislation (and
senator) buying consortiums like the BSA.

We now return you to the regularly scheduled release already in
progress.

INSTALL NOTES:

Unzip and install the app, THEN the cracked PRC (.SHK2004.PRC).
The developer forgot a lib, which causes the app to error, but
that is fixed by using our crack.

- sHOCKpDA 2004

SHOCKpDA GROUP NEWS:

- Under raven skies...

- We fully support the right of consumers to make informed
decisions when purchasing software, and the ability to make
legitimate copies (fair use) of legally purchased products,
regardless of restrictive copyright protection. This software
is provided for evaluation, archival, and back-up purposes only.
If you are not legally entitled to possess this product, you
should purchase it. SHOCKpDA is a non-profit organization and
does not condone the selling of any of our releases or the
distribution of any unlicensed software for commercial gain.

- SHOCKpDA is a CLOSED GROUP. We are not accepting members of
ANY TYPE, nor are we responding to ANY communication sent
to us.

SHOCKpDA MEMBERS & COURIERS:

... WE   ARE   AMONG   YOU ...

SHOCKpDA CONTACT INFO:

All avenues of communication are closed until
further notice.

SHOCKpDA Greets: DRINK OR DIE - PIRATES WITH ATTITUDES - FASTLANE
FAIRLIGHT - EMPIRE - HYBRID - THE FIRM - TRINITY
SIEGE - THE CORPORATION - THE DREAM TEAM - SWAT
MORTALITY - THE HUMBLE GUYS - SCUM - TDU-JAM!

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